So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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