hotel room ftw
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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