I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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