so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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