is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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