I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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