Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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