make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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