Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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