The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Randomize
