when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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