you win again, gameday.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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