i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
the raccoons are back...
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