Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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