Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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