Ambien. No doubt about it.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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