i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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