Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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