ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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