I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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