I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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