i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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