i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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