have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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