please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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