my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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