After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize