ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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