I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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