did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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