she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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