So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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