Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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