Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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