So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Two words: blizzard sex
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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