he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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