you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
how drunk are you?
Several
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
