love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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