he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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