i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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