Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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