she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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