Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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