she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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