i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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