I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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