it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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