what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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