Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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