They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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