David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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