Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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