Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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