We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
it glows. i had to have it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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