Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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