Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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