I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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