All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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